Barkley’s Dark Past Revealed
When you adopt a mutt from Pennsylvania you never know what you may get. He may look kind of like a shepherd on the outside but on the inside is anyone’s guess. When we submitted a sample of his DNA for analysis through the MARS WISDOM BREED ANALYSIS test, we were somewhat shocked at the results. For sure there was a trace of German Shepherd and Alaskan Malamute (which we expected) but what wasn’t expected was a large dose of Shipperke and a splash of Wiener Dog (Dachshund)! Perhaps all his behavior problems stem from an identity crisis- a small dog trapped in a large dog’s body!!! (or is it a small brain trapped in a large body…..??) Just kidding around with you, Barkley!! At any rate, the man of the house is having a hard time dealing with the fact that his “macho dog” is more “hot dog” than guard dog!!
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